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Honeypie's avatar

poha isn’t even that bad😭 real shit is upmaa

I LOVEEEE POHAAAA❤️

shay's avatar

upma is worse

Honeypie's avatar

ikrr

Mridula⁠ ♡'s avatar

thats it, i have now achieved everything, bc finally for once, i have found my dear fellow poha AND upma haters yayyayay

ash <3's avatar

is it wrong i can't stop laughing

shay's avatar

it’s meant for the laughs

ash <3's avatar

this reminds me of 13 yr old me who hated poha with a passion too

shay's avatar

everyone should hate poha

ash <3's avatar

😭😭💔

𝒂𝒂𝒅𝒉𝒚𝒂 ⋆˚꩜。's avatar

but poha grows on you, real shit is upma

zoha's avatar

As someone from MP, even I eat poha only thrice...or at max, quadruple times a month🥲

But you're funny😭🙏🏻

shay's avatar

i know i’m funny thankyou

Atharva Lingayat's avatar

Sorry but I love poha , rather कांदेपोहे as it is called in Maharashtra.

To blabber more-

fyi, there is even a song by sunidhi chauhan on kandepohe 😂.

Rather in Maharashtra the event for bride-matchmaking ceremony is also informally called

कांदेपोहेचा कार्यक्रम.

shay's avatar

BAAHAHAHAH, i dont hate poha yaar. i just ate it 4 days in a row and i was pissed off

Atharva Lingayat's avatar

Fair 😂

maaybe :3's avatar

okay now upma

M🥀's avatar

Wait until you eat hostel ka poha. They make it even shittier.

shay's avatar

yo i’m going for college next year don’t scare me like that

M🥀's avatar

Bro I hope you Don't suffer. Amen 😭

Yasmin Kareem's avatar

Seeing Shay crash out like this was not on my 2026 bingo card...

shay's avatar

it’s ok once in a while it happens

aidan's avatar

ts is so funny lol 😭 even i dont like poha and upma

i feel like all the actually good breakfast items require too much effort to make than these

shay's avatar

i just dont like poha repetition yaar

poet_philosopher's avatar

No no no don't do that 😭

shay's avatar

okay nikki

poet_philosopher's avatar

Well poha with sev is so delicious 😋

ad's avatar

this was so hilarious bye

Prisha's avatar

Omg finally someone who feels the same!! My fam loves poha but it is just so bland.😓😓😓😓

maitreyi's avatar

i want someone to write abt upma like ts now

shay's avatar

be the writer you wish to read

Nush's avatar

i love poha so good yum

Mitanshi's avatar

I never thought someone could rant about poha this much. But it's literally funny. And I guess if we eat any food item repetitively , it's bound to loose its taste. Btw I don't think even MP people eat poha daily 🫠

shay's avatar

it’s supposed to be funny i don’t understand why people would take this seriously 😭😭

Mitanshi's avatar

Maybe they are considering guarding the beloved poha 😅

shay's avatar

bro i like poha ka taste i just don’t wanna eat it 4 days in a row

Mitanshi's avatar

Sign an agreement with your mom that poha is allowed only once a week. Tell her MP has good Kachoris too. Try them as breakfast.😅

Sum's avatar

that was one hell rant. living in madhya pradesh i never felt like someone will literally post a poha hate rant also becoz ofc, despite being the central part of india my state is pretty much ignored. not a big fan of poha myself, it's not that blend bud. and yes, may heart of india bless your mother's kitchen with poha, hehehe

if you want i can share some best ways to eat it though?

shay's avatar

hey it’s okay i don’t actually hate poha i was just sick of eating it for 4 days consecutively

my mom makes amazing poha its alright 😭😭

and i think MP needs to have more spotlight they’re very ignored yes

Sum's avatar

awwh 😭😭

do you know what's ratlami sev is? use that on top of your poha

shay's avatar

i like my poha plain 😓